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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:42
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Jessica Alba sunbathes in tiny bikini while ‘channeling chill’ on wellness getaway - Page Six
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Bats don't get cancer, now scientists think they know the reason - Earth.com
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Measles strikes at birth: Six Canadian newborns infected from unvaccinated mothers - Times of India
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
China Rare-Earth Magnet Maker Gets Green Light for US Exports - Bloomberg
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
Jerome Powell’s Exit Leaves The Fed On An Uncertain Path - Seeking Alpha
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.